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The great hedgehog webring flame war continues.

From: psycho puritanical hedgehog woman

Sent: Monday, August 09, 2004 5:50 AM
To: Noelle
Subject: RE: Your site submission to The Hedgehog WebRing has been denied

My Hegdeghog (sic) webring is a general audience ring. Your site contains language that is only suitable for over 18’s. As such it is an adult website and should only be submitted to rings that comply with WebRings Adult Pages Policy. Details available on the webring home page.

Also to use that language in emails to other members is a violation of WebRings own abuse policy. Should you send any more emails to me containing such words I will forward them to WebRing support which could result in your ring id being terminated and your URL and IPS (sic) barred.
Regards
Emma

Clearly no sense of irony. This was when I decided to use my secret weapon - a husband with a creative writing degree. Yeah I know it’s a copout but he so enjoys flexing those old Anarchy Online flamewar muscles every once in a while. And, well, I felt that at this point she needed to be destroyed.

From: Noelle

Sent: Monday, August 09, 2004 7:24 AM
To: psycho puritanical hedgehog woman
Subject: RE: Your site submission to The Hedgehog WebRing has been denied

I hardly felt that my page was “adult” in nature–the only word of could be objected to is not banned—as evidenced by the title of the Showtime series “Penn & Teller - Bullshit”. Additionally, the Webrings Adult policy is meant to keep minors away from “sexually explicit material,” which cannot be found on my site.

Finally, my biggest complaint is not with the particular rules of Webrings or with your webring in general, but rather with the holier-than-thou attitude with which you replied to my first response. I simply stated that I did not see any such requirements in your TOS, and received a very rude reply in return, stating that you were the webmaster and could do anything you wanted, thank you very much.

While this is true, there are polite ways to handle things, and impolite ways. I find it more than a little amusing that, after replying in a very rude tone, you suddenly get “offended” by the language in my email. At any rate, I would like to thank you for not allowing me to join your ring. Having shown yourself as one of those marvelous, self-important petty tyrants who rules her nine-website dominion with such an iron fist and unassailable perfection, I think I am better off.

Cody totally kicks ass doesn’t he? Then I blocked her email address. It was time to just let it go.

Since these emails I’ve been accepted into the ridgeback webring (which has 212 active sites) and the got cats webring (which has 63).

What’s really funny is I couldn’t give two shits if I got in her webring or not but the way she went about it just rubbed me the wrong way and, well, like any proper hedgehog I got huffy and stuck my spikes out.

Hey, cry me a river dude, it’s not my fault you don’t know the tiger hand.

Rock, Paper, Saddam! The Flash!

Do you remember those chapters in The Water Method Man where the frustrated graduate student uses all his impeccable writing skills to write mean letters to his creditors? I guess this is my, not so well-written, version of it.

From: webring
Sent: Sunday, August 08, 2004 11:05 AM

To: noelle
Subject: Your site submission to The Hedgehog WebRing has been denied.

The web site you submitted to The Hedgehog WebRing Ring has been denied due to the reasons cited below by the RingMaster.

Site contains obscene language

Please feel free to join another Ring or create your own. You can find other Rings by visiting the WebRing directory at the following URL:

WebRing Home
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Need Help? Visit WebRing online help:

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From: noelle
Sent: Sunday, August 08, 2004 11:35 AM
To: hedgehog webring
Subject: Your site submission to The Hedgehog WebRing has been denied.

Actually I checked your listed rules and attempted to find some on
the webring site about a policy on this issue and didn’t see anything.
Maybe you should make that more clear in the future. As I understood
it you required actual content and something about hedgehogs.

Thanks

From: hedgehog webring
Sent: Monday, August 09, 2004 2:24 AM
To: noelle
Subject: re: Your site submission to The Hedgehog WebRing has been denied

Hi There
There does not need to be anything published in my TOS, As ringmaster
I can decline any site for any reason.
Regards
Emma

From: noelle
Sent: Monday, August 09, 2004 3:37 AM
To: emma
Subject: re: Your site submission to The Hedgehog WebRing has been denied

The TOS is supposed to be a guideline for what kind of sites you want in your ring. To fail to give clear guidelines is inconsiderate to not only the present but future members of your ring. If you take your job as ringmaster so seriously you might want to consider them because they are essentially your customers. Indiscriminately rejecting sites for arbitrary reasons is a bad business practice, Emma. This is an extremely unprofessional, not to say rude, attitude to take.

That would explain, however, why there are only nine websites in your ring which I hadn’t noticed until now. Kind of defeats the whole point of having a ring if essentially there’s no traffic being generated. In any case. You can go fuck yourself.

The last bit was Cody’s idea. Heh.

Ok I just got 40 spice hummus up my nose and that’s painful. But watching Blair and Bush sing ‘endless love’ was worth it.

Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines

make all your dreams come true
“Make all your Dreams Come True”

snagged from pop culture junk mail

I’ve run across two things that look like so much fun but they’re both out of reach for me -

Theme Book / Food Group in Boston
and
The Salon Cruise That’s actually the first time I’ve ever had an interest in going on a cruise since seing the Poseidon Adventure. Well there was also that floating apartment building thing that looked pretty cool too.

While I really try to avoid the whole interblog conversational linky love thing this was too good to let anyone miss-

Oh how I wish I could have a video from that elevator’s security cam

via Bitter-girl

Sushi Etiquette - dip fish side down.

Japanese table manners

History of Japanese cuisine

Ball State’s guide to power lunches.

I can’t resist adding this booklink I ran across last night too. Sorry.

World’s Largest Collection of World’s Smallest Versions of World’s Largest Things Traveling Roadside Attraction

So I’ve been a bit busy getting ready to fly to Alabama next week to visit my parents and then be in my sister’s wedding. And don’t get any funny ideas about coming to my house and mo-lesting my hedgehog because we’ve got a swarthy Italian youth staying here while we’re gone.

The wedding will be up in Sewanee, Tennessee, where the groom is researching his dissertation. The wedding will be very pretty and I’m quite excited to be wearing a very pretty dress and my cool new accessories.

But I think I’m most excited about getting to hit the national cornbread festival (beware! autoload music!) which will be running concurrent with the wedding events. Ok I’m not really. But I think it’s funny.

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