Totally scotching this from Davezilla but it's such brilliant commentary on people who actually believe in looking at huge rocks floating in space then coming up with a sweeping prediction that one's brain immediately tries to connect to one's own life.
I'll be the first to admit I believe in some hokey shit myself but anyone who takes more than passing amusement in the validity of horoscopes is not thinking the process through very much. But I hear there's a lot of that going around in all the stylish religious circles this year. And at least this one is mostly harmless.
Well anyway this is damn funny.
Taurus: Damn. No fruit pies left in the vending machine.
Gemini: Mercury retrograde goes aginst you as you accidentally book all three of your girlfriends for a date at the same restaurant, on the same night, at the same time.
Cancer: Still can't find .. remote control .. going into .. convulsions ..
Leo: Afternoon spent gazing at your reflection. Or was that all morning? Does it matter? Better spend the evening in front of the mirror, just to be safe.
Virgo: You will run out of Rolaids by 9:30. And it's a brand new bottle.
Libra: Can't decide what side of bed to get up on and as a result, you're late for work.
Scorpio: Continue torturing neighbor's poodle with arsenic-soaked chew-toys.
Sagittarius: Your lucky day! After buying 50 scratch-off tickets, you get a $5 winner!
Capricorn: You are caught sending 3,000,000 texas holdem spams from your boss' computer.
Aquarius: Call in sick, Aquarius! This is the day you will find the link between George Bush and Double-Stuff Oreos.
Pisces: A sad day, You trip over your own shadow. Twice.
Ohmygod. LOVE your holiday skin. Obviously, I haven't been over here in a few days (what can I say--end of the semester sucks) but this is just adorable. Adorable, I tell you!
Also, love your HedgeSanta idea. I may steal it. Would you hate me if I did? Of course, I'd give you credit. Oh yea, I wouldn't be Hedge Santa, I'd be CheekySanta. :-P
Posted by: Cheeky Prof at December 9, 2004 3:31 PM
Oh man this site is too cute!! I love Hedgehogs!!!!!
Posted by: mollie at December 9, 2004 9:27 PM
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