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October 24, 2004
the perfect answer

Don't you guys without kids hate it when people don't have anything better to ask you:

"So..when are you going to have kids?"

I came up with the perfect answer this morning:

"Well, not yet. But when monkeys fly out of my husband's ass I'm gonna turn to him and say, 'Baby, let's breed!'"


the little hedgehog said about smartarse at 11:27 AM - 1 comments


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Returning the visit - I LOVE the skin!! I think that was every one of my girlfriends when I was a kid! (less the wings) I have two kids, what I say to people is "why the hell would you want kids - are you nuts? on heavy drugs? "
Love your site -

Posted by: tesco at October 24, 2004 1:23 PM


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