10:19 pm
Tuesday
May 10
craft patterns of the damned
filed under: knitty
First there was martha martha martha
Then there was runaway bride jennifer’s blanket (via Jenny).
I still have these completely terrifying ski masks and brady family creations etched in my psyche (via emails from my sister).
And while I thought the womb pattern was pretty cool this (link via Psychobabble)might be going a bit overboard. And I swear if anyone says I loaded that last site on Cody’s laptop and shared it with people at tonight’s Knit Night they are lying. LYING!
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May 13th, 2005 at 10:19 pmSpontaneous Urination
Boy, I oughta get a few good visitors from that title.
You know if the crocheted vulvas weren't enough, Noelle at The Little Hedgehog alerted me to something far more disturbing.
Frightening Ski Masks
Be sure…
That’s just… wrong. Though I have to say, if you could make some of those, we might be able to sell them on consignment in our store. The girls would love em.
Though a male version would probably sell even more. Seen any of those?
I have this to say about the ski masks:
Diet Coke. Nose. Very bad.
But Crochet my Crotch?!
I am at a loss. Truly.
That last ski mask, with the hair? I think I was just scarred for life!
And really, who couldn’t use a knitted pantsuit?
Anyone? Anyone?
I’ve been meaning to knit a womb for a while but never seem to get around to it, and the ski masks are scary as anything. Those crocheted vulvas are something else though. I can’t picture many people carrying them around. Did you see that she’ll even add clit rings for an extra fifty cents? Funny, strange stuff.