1:15 pm
Wednesday
Jan 19
good news and bad news
filed under: health issues
The good news: I’m alive
The bad news: I’m never eating sag paneer again.
I don’t think it was food poisoning (as Cody does) because I’ve been feeling queasy on and off for a week. And no it’s not that either. Actually I think this is the next evil phase of the cold/flu that wouldn’t die - the stomach edition. I could go into a lot more details but trust me, you don’t want to know that such a delicious spinach and cubed farmer’s cheese dish could become a projectile from opposite human orifices at the same time like that. A bit tmi there eh? Well, just thank your lucky stars you weren’t there you might’ve gotten hit.
During a two hour lull in the waves of nausea yesterday I took some self-portraits and monkeyed around with them in photo impact. Don’t you love that nauseated wan look? Almost like those early nineties’ Calvin Klein ads if you ask me.
There are several more in the photo journal.


WTF is “sag paneer”??
I’m afraid to even look it up …
… but it can’t be any worse than POUTINE … can it?
Ugh, what is up with that? I spent all day yesterday curled up on the bathroom floor, trying to figure out if I should be facing the toilet, or sitting on it. I swear, I think I threw up stuff I ate when I was 12.