5:14 am
Thursday
Nov 4
Super Brit or Stupid Tit?
filed under: memes
Today is “base my posts on things found at Motor City Bad Kitty’s Litter Box day”!
ok my comments weren’t working over there so I’m posting my sad attempt here. Keep in mind that while I’ve never been to England I’ve watched every episode of The Young Ones, Monty Python, Keeping Up Appearances, AbFab, and Upstairs Downstairs. And drunk a lot of Twinings English Breakfast tea. And briefly dated a guy from Essex. And read all the Ellie Haskell and Aunt Dimity books. I’m quite the Anglophile aren’t I? Ha!
ReV’s TrUe oR FalSe EnGlaND QuIz:
1/ The Queen is in charge of England. True or False?
False
2/ We all like Tony Blair and regard him as a hero.
definitely False
3/ Bin Laden works in a kebab shop in Lewisham.
bahahahaha!
4/ A true Londoner is a Cockney.
False
5/ We all eat pie, mash and jellied eels.
You eat eels? Geeroooss!
6/ All Brits are ugly, but intelligent.
False?
7/ On “Bonfire Night” we burn a dummy person called Guy.
Um Guy Ritchie?
8/ Every Sunday it is the law to attend “The Church of England”.
ok that’s totally true. *Eddie Izzard sings “Hal-le-lu-jah”*
9/ The Queen sends everyone a letter when they reach 100.
True
10/ Posh people like chasing foxes and killing them with dogs.
True
I think comments are working all right over there now.
If not, I’m in trouble because I’m the Web Goddess In Charge ™ and Stacy will have me flogged if it’s broken.
Number eight is indeed LAW.
I think it was the Archbishop of Confusion who decided that The Church of England should be named either Anglican or Episcopal when located on the other side of the pond….because it amuses the English folk to have North Americans tourists wandering the streets looking for THEIR house of worship.