Do you remember those chapters in The Water Method Man where the frustrated graduate student uses all his impeccable writing skills to write mean letters to his creditors? I guess this is my, not so well-written, version of it.

The last bit was Cody’s idea. Heh.

Send Cody telepathic messages to wake up because the gym is open now and I need him to drive me there. I’m going to distract myself by packing my stuff and changing the tunes on my mp3 player.

I’m watching The Fisher King and I’ve forgotten how depressing it is. I think I went to see it in the theater when it first came out.

Neat fact: I think the ‘castle’ is an actual museum that has ‘The Antioch Chalice’ - a cup people think might be the holy grail in it but it’s no longer on display. I saw a History’s Lost and Found show about it once.

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Your exact opposite:
The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

Actually I think I’m married to The Slow Dancer

I totally stole this from motorcitybadkitty

To the Landover Baptist Church!

Their store has had me giggling insanely for about twenty minutes.

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I’ve been trying to get 100 thingies together but so far only have 49. I decided to post them anyway tonight on the memes log.

1. There was no middle name on my birth certificate.
2. When I got married I legally changed my maiden name to my middle name.
3. I usually sign my paintings and drawings No-L.
4. When I was about eight years old a really nice guy decided to entertain me by writing out the alphabet with no “L” as a joke for me.
5. I’ll never forget that guy.
6. I’ve been called Elleon and Elle but they don’t stick.
7. I met my husband on AOL in 1997.
8. He worked for them then.
9. I’ve never read any Tolkien book or seen any movies based on them.
10. And you can’t make me.
11. I have one tattoo.
12. From Van Gogh’s Irises painting.
13. It’s on my right shoulder.
14. It needs some re-inking as it’s faded since I last had it worked on. (1997)
15. I can trace one part of my family back to a stepdaughter of William the Conquerer.
16. Despite being raised in Alabama I have no noticable southern accent unless I get mad.
17. But I do tend to pick up the accents of people around me.
18. I’m surprisingly bad at impressions.
19. I like reading in the bathtub.
20. I’ve been known to read entire books during one bath.
21. Twelve hour baths are not unheard of around here.
22. Neither are twelve hour naps.
22. I’m usually unable to drive a car alone without a panic attack.
23. I can weld pretty well - better at oxy acetalene than arc.
24. I almost converted to Judaism to please a high school boyfriend.
25. A rabbi teased me about being a Jew named Noelle.
26. While the boyfriend didn’t quite work out it started me on a journey learning about different religions.
27. I’ve read many religious texts including the bible (KJ,Catholic,and standard modern), the Teachings of Buddha, various comparative religion texts
28. I believe that Jesus, Mohammed, and Buddha were probably real people.
29. I don’t really believe that any of them were of divine origin, rather, really insightful people with good things to say.
30. I do believe in magic, miracles, and the interconnectedness of all things in one way or another.
31. I don’t believe that we are born with original sin or in the concept of a vengeful angry high school vice-principal-type God.
32. I’ve studied with Judy Chicago.
33. While I admire what she did for women in the arts I don’t think she’s a very nice person.
34. Actually I think she’s a manipulative bitch.
35. I’ve also studied with Linda Benglis.
36. Who might not be as famous but is a much better person.
37. I don’t like reality tv shows and have never watched any episodes of survivor, american idol, the bachelor, or most shows in that vein.
38. I do like watching Biographies on pretty much anyone.
39. I used to love playing baseball and softball.
40. I never liked soccer, football, or basketball.
41. I’ve lived (for varying lengths of time) with dogs named Buster Boy, Sasha, Esperanto, ASCII, and Winter.
42. I’ve lived with cats named Cat, Sid Vicious, Kurry, Phunq, Osiris, Simone, and Melon.
43. I used to have a purple beta fish named Princess Leigh-Cheri Furstenburg Barcelona.
44. My first car was a silver 88 Chrysler LeBaron convertible.
45. Then I had Dad’s old Grey 84 Mercedes 190 E, a White 1990 4-door Integra, and now a Silver 2000 Honda CR-V
46. I collect small gargoyle statues, van gogh paraphanalia, hedgehog stuff, and lately anything with happy bunny on it.
47. In high school I went on a date with a guy that’s now in a semi-famous band.
48. I’ve also been on a blind date in Japan.
49. Dates are awkward when you don’t speak the same language. Dictionaries become very important.

I was browsing hedgehog stuff on ebay and ran across a bunch of 3x t shirts with the choice of the following sayings. Talk about celebrating diversity!

and that was one page out of thirty-five. from one seller. hee!

So I’ve heard that Arby’s Chicken Salad is good but, damn, it’s not worth it.

That’s more than twice the 21 grams of fat a day I shoot for in one sandwich. And people wonder why Americans are fat.

Ok I just got 40 spice hummus up my nose and that’s painful. But watching Blair and Bush sing ‘endless love’ was worth it.