You have seven days of dream-dates (all of which, of course, end in mind-blowing sex, hence the title of the game). You are allowed to choose one celebrity date for each night of the week and one alternate for each night, in case your first choice dream date is, say, arrested or is away on location.

You’re also allowed to have a “bull-pen”–people who are totally hot, but didn’t make your top 14 for whatever reason.

I first saw this one on Incogblogo but I changed the format for myself a bit. There’s no way I could write about each date without taking a long time so I’ll just make categories to entertain myself. Also I’m sticking to the movie guys for the sake of simplicity.

Monday: low accents and luring eyes
Top pick:Stuart Townsend
Close Second : Angus MacFadyen

Tuesday: cute know-it-alls
Top Pick: Edward Norton
Close Second : Liev Schreiber

Wednesday: older ecclectics with manly shoulders
Top Pick : Benicio Del Toro
Close Second : Vincent D’Onofrio

Thursday: sporty and light on intellectual conversation
Top Pick : Tony Alva
Close Second: Ryan Phillippe

Friday: dark-headed, English, and slightly scary
Top Pick: Clive Owen
Close Second: Colin Firth

The Time Warp Weekend (or if time weren’t an issue)

Saturday: Saturday matinee idol time
Top Pick : Cary Grant
Close Second : Paul Newman

Sunday: nihilistic sarcastic humor for my least favorite day of the week
Top Pick: George Sanders
Close Second: Robert Benchley

Bullpen :
Lanky and strange:
Adrien Brody (alternate - Vincent Gallo)

Funny and still belts a hell of a song:
Mandy Patinkin (alternate - Kevin Kline)

The Trainspotting factor (or my Plunkett and Macleane shame) :
Jonny Lee Miller (alternate - Robert Carlyle)

Never a dull moment:
Tim Robbins (alternate: Gary Oldman)

There are no substitutes:
Campbell Scott, Jeremy Northam, Sam Rockwell, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jon Stewart, Brendan Fraser, Rufus Sewell.