Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says
“…he has no tie—he probably has an appreciable number of ties in his wardrobe at home—he is wearing no tie because he has chosen to do so. That means he wishes to remain casual.) Mma Ramotswe had found that a puzzling message and had wondered where it was leading.”
–from The Kalahari Typing School for Men by Alexander McCall Smith

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
a table lamp

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
John Travolta on Inside the Actor’s Studio.

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the tv behind me, winter snoring on her bed, Cody snoring in the other room

When did you last step outside?
friday night I went in the backyard to play with the dog when we got back from shopping.

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
that site with the song made out of default windows sounds

What are you wearing?
robin’s egg blue boyshorts, a short-sleeved sage buttoned-up cardigan

Did you dream last night?
Yes. Had a weird dream about trying to escape from a cousin’s husband who was evil

When did you last laugh?
about an hour ago when Cody went to bed and the puppy wouldn’t stay in there with him

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a cork board, a witches month by month calendar

Seen anything weird lately?
I went shopping at a wal-mart the friday before easter. nuff said.

What do you think of this quiz?
it’s fun. I’m trying hard not to say anything contrived.

What is the last movie you saw?
Watched Confessions of a Dangerous Mind last night. It was fun.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A pretty new dress for my friend’s graduation from law school. Then I’d get Cody a new laptop.

Tell me something about you that I don’t know:
I have weird pinky toes

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would spay all cats and dogs except those owned by very responsible breeders. Really.

Do you like to dance?
not really I’m too self-conscious for that

George Bush.. is he a power-crazy nut case or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?:
he is a stupid spoiled paranoid poo-throwing monkey from a hickish elitist (yes it’s possible) family.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Moira Cerulean

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Conley Reese but I like Colm too

Would you ever consider living abroad?
I have lived abroad in Australia. And I’m kind of considering my husband’s proposal to move the The Netherlands.