It’s very difficult to describe the nuances of my home state or to defend the endless hypocrisy or seeming lack of logic to people that read the random news that gets leaked out of state - usually newsbytes that seem almost designed to keep Alabama residents looking like bumpkins.

But the fact that there’s now an official state whiskey in a state where there are still dry counties and no sunday liquor sales is so damn funny to me. I’m just thanking the gods it’s not moonshine.